动物笑话
猫怀疑多人格障碍：
作为一个经验丰富的兽医心理学家，我有许多治疗猫的各种各样的条件，包括猫的人为障碍（筹资） ，暹罗精神分裂症，广义安哥拉焦虑症候群（ GaAs ）的，歇斯底里Hairballs ， Catnip依赖，挑剔的人格障碍，当然，为主水平（通常称为猫分离性障碍，多类型） 。
Jokes About Animal
A cat with suspected Multiple Personality Disorder:
As an experienced veterinary psychologist, I have treated many cats for a wide variety of conditions, including Feline Factitious Disorder (F.F.D.), Siamese Schizophrenia, Generalized Angora Anxiety Syndrome (G.A.A.S.), Hysterical Hairballs, Catnip Dependence, Finicky Personality Disorder, and of course, MPD (usually known as Feline Dissociative Disorder, multiple type).
小成功是什么我已经一直是产品的严格适用多相移情Ontogenic工作（喵） 。这是苛刻的治疗和病人，而是给予足够的动机和业主的理解，这是唯一的希望。
What small success I have had has been the product of rigorously applied Multiphasic Empathic Ontogenic Work (M.E.O.W.). It is demanding of both therapist and patient, but given sufficient motivation and an understanding owner, it is the only hope.
第一阶段的治疗需要反复应用猫外移情烦躁不安的情绪练习（ FEEDME ） ，直到一个稳定期至少1个月已经成立。下一阶段的挑战开始了分裂，它需要亲切的解释Transferential地形实体和解通过观察仇外心理演习（ LITTERBOX ） ，其中很不成体系本身是有毒的猫。最后阶段产生一个单一的，完整的人格通过积极的统一重新加固（阻力关系） ，虽然这一阶段可以持续向上的两年里，至关重要的是，它进行unerringly与注重目的。彻底注释的M.E.O.W.治疗中可以找到我的最新著作， “猫的解析理论与特征：评估与技术” （ FATCAT ） 。
The first phase of treatment requires repeated application of Feline Exo-Empathic Dysphoric Mood Exercises (F.E.E.D.M.E.) until a stable period of at least one month has been established. The next phase begins the challenging of the fragmentation, and it entails the Lovingly Interpreted Transferential Topographic Entity Rapprochement By Observed Xenophobia maneuver (L.I.T.T.E.R.B.O.X.) in which the very fragmentation itself is made toxic to the cat. The final phase produces a single, intact personality through Positive Unified Reintegrated Reinforcement (P.U.R.R.), and though this phase can last upwards of two years, it is essential that it be performed unerringly with intensely focused purpose. A thorough exegesis of M.E.O.W. treatment can be found in my latest book, "Feline Analytic Theory & Character: Assessment and Technique" (F.A.T.C.A.T.).
玛吉是她的朋友告诉格雷斯她如何得到她的儿子从床上在上午。“我只是打开他的门，抛猫他的床。他睡他的狗。”
Marge was telling her friend Grace how she gets her son out of bed in the morning. "I just open his door and toss the cat on his bed. He sleeps with his dog."